Andy Richter Quotes
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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I didn't like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.
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I don't necessarily call myself a psychic, but since I was a little girl, I would dream about things, and then I would tell my dad, and it would happen the next day.
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If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy.
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There is simply no limitation on the realistic power of the U.N. over us.
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With homosexual marriage gaining converts among the young, the party of the Moral Majority declines to stand with Chick-fil-A.
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My mother wouldn't allow me to speak slang when I was growing up. But when I got outside, around my friends, it was 'Yo' and 'That's the joint' and 'Yo, what's up?' So I had my game for my friends and my game for my mom.
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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I love receiving fan mail.
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Part of creating is understanding that there is always more to do; nothing is ever completely finished.
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With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed.
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I'm always searching for new music, and I change what I listen to on a regular basis.
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My job playing Sam Malone was to let the audience in, to love my bar full of people. And that informed my life.
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In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
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I think sometimes you are born with a song.
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Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.
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Apart from hard work and being in the right projects, you need to re-invent yourself. I'd be bored doing the same thing over and over, and the audience wouldn't like it, too. The trick is to break that monotony.
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
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I have never broken a contract in my career.
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During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.
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I really don't look at myself as just one thing. I'm kind of scattered and like to have my hands in a lot of different projects. It makes me who I am.
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...when you're in love, all of your doors are open, and all of their doors are open. And you roller-skate down your halls together.
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It's funny: By putting up walls, you think you're protecting yourself, but you get to live less. You're depriving yourself of so much if you're trying to be too aware of what you're putting out there. If you feel someone breaking those walls down, let them. Those are the people that you need to find in life, rather than people that you're just comfortable with.
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No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!
