Andy Rooney Quotes
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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If you make a film too American, it won't travel. It will have no life outside of its own country.
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With the price of life these days, you've got to get everything for free you can.
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Anya Hindmarch is indeed a handbag designer; she has the requisite fabulous life, tasteful home, and loving husband. She is also beautiful and self-deprecating, and has five children aged 5 to 20 and a philanthropic bent which spans causes from cancer care to Britain's Conservative Party.
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As you make your way along life's tumultuous highways, it's important to note that you should always carry a map, have plenty of fuel in the tank, and take frequent rest stops.
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Grief is a terrible, painful place. You can't grind away on grief in a solid way and say, 'I'm going to work on this until it's over' because it will be with you for the rest of your life, whatever you do. So, you deal with it and move on.
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I know someone from growing up who is in jail right now for the rest of his life, but he was one of the sweetest people I ever knew.
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I'm not the sort of person who wants to live my life doing just one thing. I like to go around and do as many things as possible.
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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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I've worked in television all my life, but really I've always wanted to work in the movies.
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Helping people boost themselves out of poverty is the best way to make a lasting positive difference in a person's life.
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A lot of the time we think finances are immediately linked to experience, opportunities, image, and all sorts of important things that can progress us in life. Sometimes they're not. Finances can be completely irrelevant if you allow yourself to feel like things are going well.
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In the James Cameron blockbuster 'Avatar,' 3-D cinematography is the real star. The bugs and crawling creatures seem to slither into the theater seats. The floating mountains of the planet Pandora hover gloriously overhead. And the Na'Vi, Pandora's 10-foot-tall, blue-skinned natives, come convincingly to life.
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Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!
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I miss riding those fast trains in Japan... 'cause I'd never seen a train that fast in my life.
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Having this interest here in the Redskins is the chief hobby of my life.
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Just like all great stories, our fears focus our attention on a question that is as important in life as it is in literature: What will happen next?
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Each man should frame life so that at some future hour fact and his dreaming meet.
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No one can be an artist without a rich inner life.
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
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If you think the music business is the be-all and end-all of life, you're in big trouble.
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The truth is that intelligence, knowledge, and domain expertise are vastly overrated as the driving forces behind competitive advantage and sustainable success.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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You can judge the validity of any idea or concept by asking Is this true for me?
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I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.