Andy Rooney Quotes
We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

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Clothing and makeup and hair and all of that so much indicates the kind of person you are inside and the person you are presenting on the outside. Sometimes they are in conflict, and sometimes they are the same. That psychology of the exterior informing the interior is just so interesting.
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It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers.
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I grew up as a country boy.
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All too often, the pitchmen are selling the notion that if you gain 'control' over your financial destiny - pick your own stocks and execute your own trades - it will be the first step on a short road to riches.
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When I cook a meal, I like to serve things one by one and keep them separate. I get that from my father - he's such a purist. Some people even put their desserts on the main plate. It's just wrong.
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I grew up pretty much with nothing.
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I kept hiding my smile in pictures throughout middle school and most of high school until picture day came my senior year.
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My writing books with positive gay characters has come more out of anger than anything else: anger at not having been able to find honest, accurate books about people like myself as a teen, books that show we're as diverse as straight people and that we can lead happy, healthy, productive lives just as straight people can.
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George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.
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We've come into the world of '1984,' but it turns out to be '1984'-Lite.
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There is an urgent need for the Central government to take the lead in ensuring health and nutrition service delivery.
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If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, they could have cheated investors out of millions.
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Reading reviews makes you thin-skinned. It's like waves washing layers off your skin.
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It is not the money but the self-respect and wanting to create good music.
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I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know.
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If your mind is still, you're the happiest.
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Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.
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In economics, one of the most important concepts is 'opportunity cost' - the idea that once you spend your money on something, you can't spend it again on something else.
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If I'm going to compare myself to a candidate, it's Rick Scott. It's not Donald Trump.
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No military contractors should have a 'shoot first' culture that puts civilians or our brave military service members in danger.
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Women are the best. The toughest. The bane of my existence. And I'll forever fall for it.
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The first law of economics is that when the price goes up, consumption comes down. This is a divine law.
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Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.
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We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.