Bill Burr Quotes
I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?

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And, sure, if you have a political point of view, you have every right to share it. But you have to be careful not to get too self-important. You have to find the balance between being entertaining and being preachy.
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A lot of actors in my age bracket look at being still standing as pretty good.
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I wanted a bronzer so I could look like I just came from Ibiza everyday.
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I started cooking out of middle school depression.
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At one time, I was persuaded to want to make music, and people answered me that that was not possible.
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In dating, the question is how many Tinder knockoffs are we going to have, and are any of them going to take off?
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We are not a country that subscribes to policing any part of the world. The areas we are comfortable with are capacity building, intelligence sharing, exchange of ships, call on each other's ports, joint training and exercises.
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I am most attached to my mother, who always travels with me when I am on an outdoor location or abroad. She is my friend, who I share everything with.
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I remember my dreams when I was a junior soloist. 'Oh, I hope I don't end here,' I thought. 'I want to do the ballerina in 'Scotch Symphony.' I don't want to be the little Scotch girl.' And I actually went beyond my wildest dreams. I worked with Balanchine. I had ballets choreographed for me.
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My dad is often horrified by what I've spent my money on.
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That's what everybody remembers. They don't remember how many medals I won in my career. They remember the 10s.
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Women have a tendency not to give up realms once they take over new ones. We are still proprietary over the domestic realm even as we take over new professional realms, and that is a real problem.
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When you come right down to it, I guess I really am pretty bland.
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At heart, I'm a relationship guy, but my adventurous side makes it hard. I hope I'll find a balance.
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Coming from a middle class background, travel was always considered a luxury then, even if it meant going to a relative's place or a religious shrine.
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It is always challenging bowling abroad - you don't get much spin, bounce. You do get bounce, but you don't get sideways spin. It is always drifting kind of spin you get.
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The heart's memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good.
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That's something we should be taught as kids: To be okay with ourselves.
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When I look at someone's face, I look beyond that face and into the cellular memory in my heart that says, 'Finally you and I have met again. And now we must find out why'.
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My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
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In Europe, the big word is tolerance. You tolerate everything.
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Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
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I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?