Bill Burr Quotes
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
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I grew up in a very large, poor family.
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Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.
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I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.'
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I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak?
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This is how to avoid re-creating painful situations: Take the time to discover your real intention before you act. If it is to change someone or the world so that you will feel safe or better about yourself, don't act on it, because it is an intention of fear and can create only painful consequences.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a baseball player.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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I'm from a generation of fantastic actresses. It's a big pool of really wonderful actresses, and so many of them we never even get to see on the screen anymore.
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O public road, I say back I am not afraid to leave you, yet I love you, you express me better than I can express myself.
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Shorts wager on price declines by selling shares that they have borrowed in the hope of buying them back at far lower prices.
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Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger.
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I don't have to show that I am working very hard.
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Sometimes you want a Part Two in your life.
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When you don't cover up the world with words and labels, a sense of the miraculous returns to your life.
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Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, and clever.
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The inaugural of Ronald Reagan, with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. And that was the greatest thing. Ronald Reagan and George Bush. That was - I still remember like it was yesterday.
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I'm acting a lot when I'm writing for other people.
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Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.
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We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of protein or we'll wither away. Look around, we're not withering - we're fat.
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Everything that ever happened is still happening. Past, present and future keep happening in the eternity which is Here and Now.
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I do like comedy and drama.
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We live in a world bathed in 5,000 times more energy than we consume as a species in the year, in the form of solar energy. It's just not in usable form yet.
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I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
