Bill Burr Quotes
I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
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I used to believe I was going to live forever. And then you suddenly become aware that you're not.
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We should read music in the same way that an educated adult will read a book: in silence, but imagining the sound.
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When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one who first made me do stand-up. She's the origin of the whole thing; it's all her. In high school in Denver, that was kind of the beginning of it all.
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I'm not a size 0, and I'm nowhere close to it. But, I don't want anyone to know what I am so I like to design clothes so you don't know what's going on under there.
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Don't try to dress like me or wear your hair like mine. Find your own style.
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Sometimes I still go round the house making weird noises and stuff, so in that aspect, I haven't grown up!
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All the characters on 'Girls' are growing and changing, which is how real people behave, especially when we're young, trying to figure out who we are, doing things that are the polar opposite of our characteristics.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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In fact I was slightly badly behaved at school and got in trouble. I would get a bee in my bonnet about something I thought wasn't right, and I would ape about too, to make everybody laugh. That was my way through my girls' school, because I wasn't very academic.
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Trends come and go, and style evolves. It's important to have pieces of jewelry that are timeless and look chic despite ever-changing fashions.
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Math is one of my favorite subjects.
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Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.
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I don't want to run for governor, but I don't think anyone should put public service out of the question because that's not what a good citizen does.
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It doesn't matter to me if someone is a Republican or a Democrat, I'm going to be the governor for all Marylanders.
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My favorite artists are Kanye West, Jay Z, the Fugees, Lauryn Hill, Destiny's Child.
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Generally, if I read something that I think is really good and that I feel a connection with and is right for me, I see and hear who the guy is, as manifested by me.
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Equal access to reading is fundamental to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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My entertainment was going to the local dollar movie theatre on the weekend, where I watched old black and white movies. If you wanted current movies, you had to drive to the big city.
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A learned man is a tank; a wiser man is a spring.
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It's been a career filled with very low valleys and some wonderful, high peaks.
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By this point he had seen enough of them to know that they were cooler under pressure, and better to be within a tight spot, than 999 out of 1,000 women. But their presence obliged him to divert a significant fraction of his attention into being considerate of their needs, responding to their inquiries, and keeping them alive.
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My music is for real women and it's about real women and I am a real woman.
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A lot of people tell me I have to trash-talk more, but I got here with my fists, fighting, not with my mouth.
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I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
