Ben Falcone Quotes
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If you are trying to be happy and trying to be kind, you've already won.
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My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into place.
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Since I was a kid, I've always loved hanging out with females.
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It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.
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When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal.
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The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.
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Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor.
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I like to grill, like a standard guy. I like to grill steaks and fish.
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I'm not much of a joke writer.
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It's much more fun, I think, to watch something physical than just heads talking to each other. I like watching people fall down and push each other.
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I have a couple of really hard, weird laughs every day.
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Really hard laughs, they've gotta make you live longer or something.
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I think there's nothing better than a comedy that also is not afraid to have those heartfelt moments.
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I think giving yourself permission to be weird is amazing. After all what does it mean to be normal?
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So much of improv can be really long, and that's kind of what makes it funny.
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I think 'weird' is an interesting way to say 'unique.' It has a strange connotation, but weird is good. If you embrace your weirdness, you'll be on the way to becoming who you are.
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I probably get most of my inspiration through music.
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Melissa and I both say we don't write very good jokes.
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I can safely speak for Melissa when I say both of our plans when we moved to L.A. was probably very similar, which was, 'If I can make any kind of a living doing something I really enjoy, then, hooray.'
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When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.