Ashton Kutcher Quotes
Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.

Quotes to Explore
-
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
-
You don't need expensive classes and all kinds of weird equipment if you really want to be in shape. There are great ways to do it that are very economical, it just takes a time commitment, even if it means waking up a half hour a day before the rest of the household gets up because that's the only time you have.
-
Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
-
It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
-
May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.
-
There are no opportune times for a penalty, and this is not one of those times.
-
It's not about 'succeeding,' but sometimes on a film, you know you've captured something.
-
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
-
It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to.
-
Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds.
-
What impresses men is not mind, but the result of mind.
-
Online, you have things like Slate Magazine, which has a lot of commentary and analysis of stories, so it gives you a fuller picture. I would compare that to a news magazine or the New Republic.
-
I would very much like to become a best-selling author.
-
After World War I the resentment of the working class against all that it had to suffer was directed more against Morgan, Wall Street and private capital than the government.
-
When I eat something like vegetable bibimbap, I get that warm and fuzzy feeling of eating stuff that I grew up with.
-
A lot of things come with fame, whether it's losing friends or losing family.
-
VR is going to become something mainstream, but it's not going to happen right away. You just don't have the horsepower to make it happen on a device, much less a cheap enough and comfortable enough device that a normal consumer is going to want to have.
-
Remember: You are the common denominator in all your relationship problems. Wherever you go, your pesky repeated issues go - until you shed a blazing light of insight upon them.
-
When I see Jesus Christ I simply want to be what He wants me to be.
-
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.
-
My life changed completely. It's crazy now. It's kind of gone from striving and wondering and being confused and being lost to just feeling like the most blessed person in the world - just happy to wake up every day, happy to get on a plane every time. Just couldn't be happier with life, really.
-
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.
-
I hate any match that isn't a traditional Tag Team Match or a traditional Singles Match, because anything can happen. It's truly one of those deals where it's all about being in the right place at the right time.
-
Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.