Gabe Kaplan Quotes
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
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We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
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The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.
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How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.
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I guess I found it useful to realise that everything is true at once, you know? You can pull back and say, 'Everything will be fine,' but you can also be in a situation and say, 'Not everything is going to be fine.'
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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I think with 'Skinwalkers,' the success of it spoke for itself. Meaning a lot of people wanted to see something new on television.
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Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.
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My dad's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials, V. V. My sisters and I got named Victoria, Valerie and Vincent so we'd be V. V.'s, too. But, then when you start getting pets' names that start with a 'v,' it's a little embarrassing.
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Guys play basketball and get hurt, and that's probably the easiest sport on the planet. We're actually fighting every day. We're wrestling; we're grappling.
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The intensity of being in front of all these incredible musicians and tremendous conductors in these elaborate halls can be overwhelming.
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If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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I graduated with an English degree and worked for awhile in academic publishing.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
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Alanis Morissette - I love how she's not afraid to say what she wants to say. Love it or hate it, she's going to say it. And her vocals are crazy; they're amazing, and I also love how her music is really organic.
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You shouldn't be ashamed of your pain. You have the right to have your pain treated.
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It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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You go through phases. You have to reinvent reasons for playing, and one year's answer might not do for another.
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Disappointment is an endless wellspring of comedy inspiration.
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I always enjoyed acting. My aunt was actually an actress.
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Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you.
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Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
