Auberon Waugh Quotes
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

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The true Christian is called to be a soldier and must behave as such from the day of his conversion to the day of his death. He is not meant to live a life of religious ease, indolence and security. He must never imagine for a moment that he can sleep and doze along the way to heaven, like one traveling in an easy carriage.
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I'm sort of contrary and stubborn sometimes. When everybody says, 'You have to read this book! You have to read this book!' I'm like 'Oh, I'll get around to it.'
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I don't care tuppence whether I'm forced into a leadership position or not. I'd much sooner not.
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Negroes must be free in order to be equal, and they must be equal in order to be free... Men cannot win freedom unless they win equality. They cannot win equality unless they win freedom.
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Once a Cubs fan, always a Cubs fan.
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
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When I look at acting careers that I really admire, I see that it's been a precise decision-making process for these people. They make decisions based on what they love, and they do only the things that they are passionate about. They play only characters that they can't stop thinking about.
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In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to.
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I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim.
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You can't be preachy - kids are allergic to messages.
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We - we spend a lot of time, scholarly time, thinking about love and sex, but very little about the - the kind of joy that can take over a crowd of people or a group of people, in festivity, in ecstatic ritual of some kind, in celebration.
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But, look, Washington is a town that creates myths for its own existence and its own amusement, and I was a subject of myth, sort of like Grendel in Beowulf - you know, not seen very often but often talked about.
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I didn't develop or build synths. I had my technicians modify them for my live stage performances.
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When we set out our original program from the beginning, obviously our markets were pretty limited, and we were thinking about them mostly as U.S. shows, and they would travel like other U.S. shows have.
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I was interested in making work that physically changed as it circulated through the art world.
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Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy.
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I have learned not to feed the trolls. I just don't respond.
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I'm very involved with all the executives at Televisa.
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In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.
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You make something. You give up expressing and start inventing.
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If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.
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The theatre is one of those muscles - if you don't exercise it, it becomes a strange and truly fearful place.
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The truth is, I was D.J.-ing on my college radio station in 1987, and I was called 'Mad Marj.'
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You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.