Aziz Ansari Quotes
If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
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I am telling you, if you ever wanted an ego boost, leave your job and then, six months later, come back for a day. People will treat you like you're a princess.
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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
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I always knew I would make the record that I made in 'Carter Girl.'
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My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her.
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What we ask of the developed countries is to let the Third World find a third way.
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You just have to enjoy what you're doing. You just never know how people are going to receive it.
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It is nasty. You can think that you know someone in this business and you really don't. You can be stabbed in the back very easily. You can be praised very easily. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do.
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I think this happens to a lot of people, men and women, where you reach a point in your life and all of a sudden realize that things have changed. You suddenly realize that people are coming up behind you, that maybe somebody might want to replace you for less money.
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Honestly, I try and stay away from what's been written about me, because if you let that stuff get to you and it's not true it can drive you crazy. One thing that I have heard recently which is not true, I didn't say it, is that I believe I was quote saying 'I will never take my shirt off for a movie again.' I didn't say that.
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I don't think I'm generous enough to be the straight guy. I sort of make my own way and make my own statement. Do I mind pushing myself forward? Not at all.
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I'd open doors for anyone who opens doors for me.
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I guess I'm a bit of a tomboy and can be quite resourceful.
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I probably have traveled and walked into more variety stores than anybody in America.
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No one should ever be forced to choose between food and education, or medicine and shelter when they don't have the resources. It's very unfair.
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All issues are women's issues - and there are several that are just women's business.
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The real difference between the United States and other nations lies not in the words of the preamble to the Constitution, but in the fact that the substantive clauses of that Constitution are enforced by individuals independent of and not beholden to the elected branches.
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You want to help gay kids, you have to reach them in middle school and high school, when they're being bullied.
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The poverty program was not designed to eliminate poverty.
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The short story can't really hold an interesting event. It can't hold a death or a war or a loss of great magnitude the way either a long story or a novel can.
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I went to university and I was a bit out of my depth, socially.
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I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
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A young man with dark circles under his eyes was propping himself up against a penny-in-the-slot machine. An undertaker, passing at that moment, would have looked at this young man sharply, scenting business. So would a buzzard.
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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
