Aziz Ansari Quotes
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Quotes to Explore
-
To me, 'Underground Luxury' is kinda like a contrasting title, and the reason for that is because on this album I plan on introducing to people and reintroducing to people the side of me that they didn't see on the first album.
-
My father got me involved in the game when I was four years old.
-
I don't like the blame game, though.
-
I think mobility is very important, not only to discover opportunities elsewhere but at times, also to appreciate better what your home town has. Allahabad, for instance, has the feel of a small, tightly-knit community where everyone participates.
-
I love Coco de Mer.
-
There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism, and I learn from that and better myself. I'm not expecting anyone to be sycophantic in any way; I never expected that.
-
In a neighborhood, as in life, a clean bandage is much, much better than a raw or festering wound.
-
The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American.
-
The voters of Colorado deserve honest, straight-talking elected officials.
-
I think theatre at its best looks into the dark corners; clearly, my dark corners are full of doom.
-
A lot can be said with just a look, or the way the body moves. Each song is a different character. So each song takes on a different movement of the body. And the body has to go with the subject and the attitude that you have toward that subject.
-
Only through loving and supporting one another, even in the face of unbearable pain and suffering, will this cycle of violence end.
-
Women would be disproportionately affected by the privatization of social security. It is one of the most important safety nets for American women in old age, or in times of disability, to insure financial income for their families.
-
I commanded an Army unit, and I placed the highest priority on a commander's authority to lead, manage, and discipline the men and women under his or her command within the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
-
We may define therapy as a search for value.
-
Is it written that equality between men and women means one can change sex? Obviously not.
-
My life has become a reality show. When I am home, people are climbing trees with cameras. I feel that my personal space is being encroached upon. I will try and protect it as much as I can.
-
Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honours or of wealth.
-
Money has never been my drive. I have never seen the shortage of money in my life, so for me, I don't want to buy a silk pillow or a private jet... My drive is to achieve more than what my grandfather achieved; my drive is to make a name for myself, get rid of this 'star son' tag that has been attached to me.
-
I have crazy claustrophobic dreams, weird elevator dreams where the elevator closes in and all of a sudden I am lying down - oh my God, it's a casket. Just freaky stuff like that.
-
I am pretty hard on myself. But I think that's how it has to be if you want to keep growing as an actor.
-
Yes. Otherwise I could have done a lot of Hollywood movies. After Crouching Tiger I got a lot of offers, but I turned them down because they were all victim roles - poor girls sold to America to be a wife or whatever. I know I have the ability to go deeper, to take on more original roles than that.
-
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.