Maria Bamford Quotes
In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II - which is the new gladiator sandal!Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices- not doing voices.
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Comic book readers tend to be pretty secular and anti-authoritarian; nothing is above satire in their eyes.
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You must never throw away things that are worth good money.
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Any psychologist will tell you that healing comes from honest confrontation with our injury or with our past. Whatever that thing is that has hurt us or traumatized us, until we face it head on, we will have issues moving forward in a healthy way.
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My coach keeps telling me to say I'm not going to retire. I should just go through the motions and see what I feel every year and see if I really want to do it, but personally, I want to do it, but my coach says just take your time, don't rush.
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I think technology really increased human ability. But technology cannot produce compassion.
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The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
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In seeking a lawyer, you are looking for an advocate, an expert advisor on the law and on your rights and responsibilities, a strategist, a negotiator, and a litigator.
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What would be the political benefits to Obama of an amnesty? It could weld Hispanics to the Democratic Party, would be wildly popular with the ideological and Christian Left, and quietly welcomed by those Chamber-of-Commerce Republicans who have silently supported amnesty and secretly want immigration off the table in 2016.
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High expectations are the key to everything.
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If we didn't have the rest of the world growing, the United States economy would be in much worse shape than it is today.
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A priest encounters temptation every day, and some of that desire is very natural.
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Look, I had a passion for comic books growing up.
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All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
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Ever since I was young, if somebody needs help, you help them out.
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Many different elements can form isomers, but only a few elements on the periodic table, like hafnium, can form isomers that last more than fractions of a second - and might therefore be turned into weapons.
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When I came to Philadelphia in the late '80s, it was going through a very difficult time.
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I've never met anybody in this world like me.
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You have a natural tendency to want an emotionally satisfying tale - and to make investments based on that - despite times when the actual data may be telling you something different.
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In any event, mere speed is not a test of justice. Deliberate speed is. Deliberate speed takes time. But it is time well spent.
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If anyone looks back to the '70s, '80s with nostalgic rosy colored glasses and goes, 'Well, everything was awesome.' No, everything was not awesome!
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There seemed to be endless obstacles... it seemed that the root cause of them all was fear.
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Not everybody's a baseball fan.
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We need to reel off three, four, or five wins in a row and go from there.
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In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II - which is the new gladiator sandal!Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices- not doing voices.
