Maria Bamford Quotes
I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.
Quotes to Explore
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One of the problems of writing and working and looking at the Internet is that it's very hard to separate fashion from deep change.
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One of my favorite vacation memories was the Thai foot massage and Internet access salons in Bangkok, followed up by my testing cellphone coverage while wading in Provincetown Harbor on Cape Cod.
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Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.
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Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over on you they're so transparent. Like men.
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I will never answer that question of what are the challenges I face. You speak it into existence, and I choose to use that air for other things.
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It's enough to make a small shift within and a small action in the world. Collectively these have a huge effect.
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The more women serve in executive office, the more confidence they gain in themselves and that voters gain in them.
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Jazz has been such a force in music, that any musician, including classical composers, have been influenced, and obviously performers, also.
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Acquaintances we meet, enjoy, and can easily leave behind; but friendship grows deep roots.
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I think we're going to have some difficulty in front of us. I have absolutely no doubt the next three, four years Europe are going to be at best stagnation. We are preparing for tough times.
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Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.
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Every patient is a consumer, and every consumer is a potential patient. What NantWorks is doing is building the world the way Da Vinci saw it, and augmenting every frame a human being sees as they work, live and play.
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Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.
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Through selfless work, love of God grows in the heart. Then through his grace one realize him in course of time. God can be seen. One can talk to him as I am talking to you.
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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
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An empty canvas is a living wonder... far lovelier than certain pictures.
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I was always a closet lover of acting. My mom was very practical. She never, ever restricted our dreams, always told us we could do or be anything. Then I said, 'Maybe I want to be an actor'. And she said, 'Maybe not that'.
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What's a hero if not for its journey.
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I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.
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If the doors aren't open, just kick them in and keep walking.
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Most people know that forests are the lungs of our planet, literally playing a critical role in every breath we take. And that they're also home to incredible animals like the orangutan and elephant, which will go extinct if we keep cutting down their forests.
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I had a rule that I had to go to bed before the sun came up. So I used to look up the sunrise times because I thought it would be bad karma to be going to bed as dawn was arriving.
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Honesty is the best policy; the only way out is deeper in: a candid confrontation with existence is dizzying, liberating.
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I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.
