Joan Rivers Quotes
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I'm a singer and working on my second album. I write and produce. There is so much more that satisfies me. So there's not just this one ambition to become an American movie star. Because I will never become an American movie star.
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Professionally, I remember Cronkite as a kid growing up, and more so for me, the importance of Cronkite was not him sitting there at the anchor desk, but him out there doing things.
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I despise making the most of one's time. Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected.
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The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again.
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I love the ubiquitous idly-dosa combination. In fact, that was my pet name as a kid! In school, I would bug the canteen boys to get me my daily quota of idly!
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But we cannot just take this historical fact for granted. We must make it live.
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Being an only child and losing both my parents at an early age, I have found that the friends I have made over the years are the people who help me get through life, good times and bad.
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The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
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When I was a kid, there was so much talent outside of recorded music.
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I used to sneak into my mother's closet and try to wear her lingerie to school.
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Think of how we challenged the impression that we taxed for its own sake and that we were hostile to business. We were right to change.
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Quite often, I have a compelling sense of how a role should be played. And I'm proved - equally as often - quite wrong.
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Many women do not recognize themselves as discriminated against; no better proof could be found of the totality of their conditioning.
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Mums ask me how to get their husbands off the couch as well as asking me to marry them. But kids ask me to get their mums and dads to play with them more as well.
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Forgotten is forgiven.
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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God, for example, appealed to me as a beardless man wearing a quilted silk cap; holiness was something burning, forbidding, something connected with fire while a day had the form of an oblong box.
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I'm a very obsessive type. If I do get into it, I'll soon be there 12 hours a day. I just don't want to do that.
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I'm not so much of a person for causes, unless I specifically - for instance, if it's my cause, or some poor people's, I'll try to help. But you won't find me playing for any peace candidates - or any candidates.
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There are some roles that are a no-brainer. You just have a sure, instinctive 'Yes!'
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Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'
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I definitely want to grow intelligently, but I do want to stay a kid forever!
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One Tweet can be heard 'round the world if the right people retweet it and the right people notice it on their feeds.
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Never floss with a stranger.