Jimmy Buffett Quotes
They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

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The options are war versus peace, and I am delighted that, so far, it appears that peaceful negotiation has won the day.
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When I go a stretch without tweeting, I will occasionally get an email from my mom, checking in. I always find this amusing but also gratifying: Thanks to Twitter, I can keep in touch with my parents and let them in on what I'm doing in a way that even the regular phone calls of a doting daughter can't do.
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I am forced to say that I have many fiercer critics than myself.
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Certainly, I devote my energy to both telling my personal life story and seeking self- obliteration. However, I will not destroy myself through art.
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Goals enable you to do more for yourself and others, too.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.
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I gave up years ago on the concept that you could actually have balance in your life, I think it's a phantom chase.
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While teaching, I also worked undercover in the lower courts by saying I was a young law teacher wanting experience in criminal law. The judges were happy to assist me but what I learned was how corrupt the lower courts were. Judges were accepting money right in the courtroom.
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Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan.
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I think a lot of playwrights have a script in their bottom drawer that hopefully no one will ever see about a bunch of young people sharing a flat and getting up to crazy stuff.
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I love romantic comedies, or romantic dramas - basically anything with love in it.
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The nation is faced with one of the most corporate-orientated anti-consumer Congresses in our history.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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We had times in '66 and '67 when we would pick up a platoon of privates out of the receiving barracks the week before we even graduated the platoon that we were on!
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I think that the good and the great are only separated by the willingness to sacrifice.
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It's hard to think of any tool, any instrument, any object in history with which so many developed so close a relationship so quickly as we have with our phones.
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Hollywood so often likes to make movies that are just about itself. I felt there were a lot of stories that were yet to be told in the middle of the country, and I wanted to capture some of that beauty.
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It's sort of like, our bodies are designed to keep moving, and when we don't move it, we're not going to feel great.
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I don't put the focus on things that don't matter.
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Long ago, I had to sort of learn to have a thick skin to read some of the things you read in the papers and to also keep my ego in check when you read some really flattering things in the papers.
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Rock is always about rebelling against the parents.
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Old age is an ordeal, of flesh and mind. Of winding down, of slowing down, of dying cells. It's accepting the loss of physical attractiveness and replacing it with the power and wisdom that can only come with old age.
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there is no such thing as hell but you can make it if you try
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They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.