Jimmy Buffett Quotes
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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.
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Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.
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Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
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Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?
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The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.
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If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
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We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition - plowing straight ahead, come what may.
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Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple
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I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
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Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. Wanted to sail upon your waters, since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all, you've seen it all. Watched the men who rode you, switch from sails to steam. In your belly, you hold the treasure that few have ever seen, most of them dreams, most of them dreams.
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You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile
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It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
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It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.
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Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.
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Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.
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I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
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The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.
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The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.
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I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.
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The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.
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I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. My mother insisted that her children read. To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.
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Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.
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We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.