Jimmy Buffett Quotes
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The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.
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Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.
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Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
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I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
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Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.
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Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about them. And logically Key West, and then Down Island. So, all of that stuff sort of had it's roots in New Orleans and went crazy.
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Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
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Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.
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We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition - plowing straight ahead, come what may.
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Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
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If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.
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I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television. My mother insisted that her children read. To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.
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It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
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Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
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I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.
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The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.
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People who think too much before they act don't act too much.
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Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
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We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.
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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.
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Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder, So I can't look back for too long. There's just too much to see waiting in front of me, and I know that I just can't go wrong.
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Tonight I just need my guitar.
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Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.