Jimmy Buffett Quotes
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There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.
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Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
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You get religion as your hair turns grey.
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There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.
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Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
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Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
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Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
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Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
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Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.
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It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
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Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault
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Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.
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Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.
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I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.
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Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me.
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Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
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Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
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Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.
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Quitting doesn't enter my mind.
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I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
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Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.