Jimmy Buffett Quotes
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Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
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You get religion as your hair turns grey.
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Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call. Wanted to sail upon your waters, since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all, you've seen it all. Watched the men who rode you, switch from sails to steam. In your belly, you hold the treasure that few have ever seen, most of them dreams, most of them dreams.
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Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
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There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.
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It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.
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Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.
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Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
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Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault
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I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.
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Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
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Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.
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Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
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Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
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Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.
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Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me.
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It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.