Jimmy Buffett Quotes
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I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...
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Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
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Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
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We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.
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Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
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There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.
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Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me.
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It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
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There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.
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You get religion as your hair turns grey.
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Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
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Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault
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Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.
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Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.
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Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
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I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
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We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!
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Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.
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I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.
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Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
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Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
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Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
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It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.