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So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach
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Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
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We're weird roman candles burning bright at both ends. At the end of the road's where this story begins. Where the green of the gulf meets the blue of the sea. What makes it all happen is still a mystery to me. But those crazy days and those crazy ways, we never want to undo. We'll be together, now and forever.
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You get religion as your hair turns grey.
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To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before (Obama) got there that let this happen. It was Dracula running the blood bank in terms of oil and leases. I think that has more to do with it than how the president reacted to it.
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Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
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It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .
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This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.
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What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?
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While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.
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later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.
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Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
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Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
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If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
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Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
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Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault
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Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.
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My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along.
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Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.
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I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...