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I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.
Jimmy Buffett
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Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.
Jimmy Buffett
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If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Jimmy Buffett
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While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.
Jimmy Buffett
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I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.
Jimmy Buffett
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To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before (Obama) got there that let this happen. It was Dracula running the blood bank in terms of oil and leases. I think that has more to do with it than how the president reacted to it.
Jimmy Buffett
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I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...
Jimmy Buffett
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Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.
Jimmy Buffett
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It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .
Jimmy Buffett
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I've always been trying to write songs like Lightfoot. A song of mine like 'Come Monday' is a direct result of me trying to write a Gordon Lightfoot song.
Jimmy Buffett
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Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
Jimmy Buffett
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There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.
Jimmy Buffett
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We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
Jimmy Buffett
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You get religion as your hair turns grey.
Jimmy Buffett
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Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.
Jimmy Buffett
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What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?
Jimmy Buffett
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My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along.
Jimmy Buffett
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This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.
Jimmy Buffett
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So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach
Jimmy Buffett
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Some of it's magic and some of it's tragic but I had a good life all the way.
Jimmy Buffett
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Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.
Jimmy Buffett
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We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.
Jimmy Buffett
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I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.
Jimmy Buffett
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It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
Jimmy Buffett
