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What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
Jimmy Buffett
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Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.
Jimmy Buffett
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The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.
Jimmy Buffett
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Is it time for your medication or mine?
Jimmy Buffett
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There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.
Jimmy Buffett
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find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor
Jimmy Buffett
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Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see.
Jimmy Buffett
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If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.
Jimmy Buffett
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Without geography you're nowhere.
Jimmy Buffett
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Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.
Jimmy Buffett
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I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.
Jimmy Buffett
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I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.
Jimmy Buffett
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Fun is about as good a habit as there is.
Jimmy Buffett
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I've always been trying to write songs like Lightfoot. A song of mine like 'Come Monday' is a direct result of me trying to write a Gordon Lightfoot song.
Jimmy Buffett
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Truth is stranger than fishin.
Jimmy Buffett
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I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.
Jimmy Buffett
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With you, I would walk anywhere
Jimmy Buffett
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Come back, come back, back to Jamaica Don't you know we made a big mistaika We would be so sad if you told us goodbye And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky!
Jimmy Buffett
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We're weird roman candles burning bright at both ends. At the end of the road's where this story begins. Where the green of the gulf meets the blue of the sea. What makes it all happen is still a mystery to me. But those crazy days and those crazy ways, we never want to undo. We'll be together, now and forever.
Jimmy Buffett
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To me it was more about eight years of bad policy before (Obama) got there that let this happen. It was Dracula running the blood bank in terms of oil and leases. I think that has more to do with it than how the president reacted to it.
Jimmy Buffett
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Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.
Jimmy Buffett
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Some make the world go round; others watch it turn.
Jimmy Buffett
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There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.
Jimmy Buffett
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I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.
Jimmy Buffett
