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Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
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I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.
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The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex.
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I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.
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If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
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Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.
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My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.
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I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
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I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on the stage. I had tried to put my street self on the stage, but what they want is an actor on stage.
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When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
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Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
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I dazzle you with that footwork.
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It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how.
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This marriage is no one's business but our own.
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Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.
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I don't want to be able to see the audience.
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Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?
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I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself.
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Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
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Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
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I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
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You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.