Adam Sandler Quotes

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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• When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

  

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• I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

  

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  • Up
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• I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

  

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• My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

  

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  • Brother
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• Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

  

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• You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

  

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• When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

  

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• Girls are soft and pretty.

  

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• I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

  

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• I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

  

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• As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

  

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  • Kids
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• Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

  

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• When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

  

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• I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

  

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• I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

  

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• I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

  

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• Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

  

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  • Brother
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• I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

  

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  • Up
  • Family
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• We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

  

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• My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

  

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• I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

  

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• I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

  

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• Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

  

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  • Feeling
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• I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

  

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