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I can't imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can't imagine a life without her.
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I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.
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I never was a caterer, but I did deliver pizzas.
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I focused my life on things that are a little more dependable, like my family and things that actually make me happy, rather than momentary flashes of success or anything like that.
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I grew up right in Santa Cruz, right across the bay from Monterey. I would go to Monterey all the time.
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My parents were pretty cool about letting me listen to whatever I wanted. The only objection might have been playing music too loud.
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Every little interaction I had with Scorsese is forever tattooed on my brain.
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David Wain just texted me and asked me if I wanted to do 'Wet Hot.' And I just said, 'Yeah, sure.' And he said, 'You want me to call you and tell you about the character?' And I was like, 'Not really. Just tell me when, and I'll do it.'
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Going to the roof of the Empire State Building is pretty amazing for kids.
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I think a lot of us are a lot more cautious with marriage because of what we saw happening with our parents. I see a lot more healthy marriages in my generation than they probably saw in theirs.
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I was an extra in a Tia Carrere music video.
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One line on a Tom Selleck sitcom does not a career make.
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I mean, the acting school I went to, we did have a social experience, but you know, when it's a bunch of actors, it's everyone self-consciously having a social experience rather than just having a social experience.
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AirPods have squirmed their way into my life. I use them every day, and I always know where they are and if they're charged or not.
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JanSport thinks about everything that a person in the 21st century would need, and then creates a pocket for it.
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I think podcasting is here to stay.
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I would be horrified to watch whatever I was doing on 'Party Of Five.' I'm sure I'm bad on it.
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I'm just excited to watch my kids grow up.
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The great thing about New York is that you don't have to set out to do anything. Whenever I go without the kids, I walk all day and see the most interesting stuff. There's always some kind of drama playing out.
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I like to improvise; I think it's just a healthy thing to do, to keep everything loose and fun.
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It is not like casting me in your movie is going to help you get financing.
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I think when you're on a network show, it's crazy how different it is... just being on a network show that reaches that many people. It's not like I'm very famous, but seemingly overnight, I would get recognized more, and it was really weird.
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I've learned, over the years, to go after the parts where I feel I can add something.
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The way Apatow works, you do it scripted a couple times, and then he just kind of lets you go and improvise.