Kevin James Quotes
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I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?
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The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.
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It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.
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I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'
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Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
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You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way.
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You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.
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For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
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Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.
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I could never be James Bond.
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Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.
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Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.
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When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.
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I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
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I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.
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I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.
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Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.
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Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.
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I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
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Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.
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I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.
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When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like 'Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?!' 'Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?'
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Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.