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I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball.
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When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you?
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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.
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When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
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I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.
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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
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My adrenaline is definitely going, but it's mostly my real, laid-back persona carrying over on stage. When I first started, I was nervous, I'd be really high energy, and I'd be sweating. Now it's just my job. It's like a machinist who goes to work every day and uses the same drill bits. He's not worried about taking his finger off.
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I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.
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It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.
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I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.
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A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
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To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people.
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I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4.
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Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday.
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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.
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I worked for a temp agency called Manpower.
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I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son.
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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
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I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor.
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