Cristela Alonzo Quotes

The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

Cristela Alonzo

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• 'Swallow Me Whole' is still the creation that's closest to my heart.

  

  Nate Powell
  • Heart
  • Creation
  • Closest

• When I first met Big, we were both at a 'Bad Boy' family photo shoot. I was kind of familiar with the name Biggie Smalls, but I really wasn't that much into hip-hop at the time, so I really didn't know that was him. He said he didn't even know I was an artist on 'Bad Boy.'

  

  Faith Evans
  • Time
  • Family
  • Bad

• This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

  

  Ed Wood
  • People
  • Guy
  • Girl

• Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.

  

  H. P. Lovecraft
  • Nature
  • Black
  • Green

• There is no job description for the first lady and she's only there because her husband got elected president.

  

  Nancy Reagan
  • She
  • Job
  • Husband

• To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

  

  Sammy Davis, Jr.
  • Remember
  • Death
  • Me

• I hate jealousy, I hate possessiveness. I'm nobody's possession.

  

  Olga Kurylenko
  • Hate
  • Nobody
  • Jealousy

• Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.

  

  Kapil Dev
  • Art
  • Fast
  • Bowling

• I think traveling made me who I am. When I was 16, I was an exchange student in England, and that was the year that I kind of feel like I was on the road going one direction in life, and it just kind of shifted me over, and I finished high school, and I went traveling for three more years instead of going to college.

  

  Gayle Forman
  • Life
  • School
  • High

• Those whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first make bored.

  

  Ian Fleming
  • Wish
  • Bored

• Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got used to it.

  

  H. L. Mencken
  • Truth

• It is the vocation of each person to become unique.

  

  Sam Keen
  • Unique

• last|perl -pe '$_ x=/(..:.)...1''ge$1&&''$1''lt$2'That's gonna be tough for Randal to beat...

  

  Larry Wall

• The bones of the Dead will be seen to govern the fortunes of him who moves them.

  

  Leonardo da Vinci

• The effect of three things - the new laws, the revision of the tax system, and the elimination of the zaibatsu conglomerates - was to make Japan an egalitarian society for the first time.

  

  Akio Morita
  • Time
  • Society

• You don't want a character who sits on an even playing field the whole time.

  

  James Norton
  • Time
  • Character

• My parents were big movie-musical fans. And I thought 'Grease' was different from the usual MGM musical. I was intrigued and fell in love with it.

  

  Lindsay Mendez
  • Different
  • Movie
  • Parents

• Ironically, in today's marketplace successful nonfiction has to be unbelievable, while successful fiction must be believable.

  

  Jerry B. Jenkins
  • Today

• While the government can tell you that I am an innocent man, the government's letter cannot give me back my good name or my reputation.

  

  Richard Jewell
  • Giving
  • Government
  • Reputation

• Of the truths within our reach... the mind and the heart are as doors by which they are received into the soul, but... few enter by the mind, whilst they are brought in crowds by the rash caprices of the will, without the council of reason.

  

  Blaise Pascal
  • Mind
  • Heart
  • Soul

• When we first started, we were a band from Athens and that was so off the map.

  

  Michael Stipe R.E.M.
  • Band

• Our nation has had similar dark moments for the virtues of democracy - the Trail of Tears, the Dred Scott decision, McCarthyism, and the Japanese-American internment camps - to mention a few. I am confident that many of the actions since 9/11 will one day be viewed in a similar light.

  

  Chelsea Manning
  • American
  • Light
  • Moments

• The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.

  

  Cristela Alonzo