Craig Ferguson Quotes
I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.

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If you're in a film that you're proud of and you care about, then you're always happy to talk about it.
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You want good ratings, you want people to like the show, you want to be appreciated for the hard work you put in. You don't always get it. Every show is not beloved.
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I want to work on things that aren't self-evident, to propose things that are radically different and game-changing.
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I have always been grateful to Colonel Longley. He proved to me that when people in authority take a stand, good can come out of it.
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You can't get there alone. People have to help you, and I do believe in karma. I believe in paybacks. You get people to help you by telling the truth, by being earnest.
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I remember seeing 'Gremlins' and having my mind blown and seeing 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' at 13, and it was this hugely aspirational experience.
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That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would be a lot more agreeable business.
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I have nothing but contempt for Gadhafi. I'm not a Gadhafi supporter in any way. However, it's not clear to me that it's a vital and compelling national security objective of the United States that we ought to use military force to remove him from power. He's not the only unpleasant and unsavory dictator in the world.
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I had an instinct to gravitate towards people who were smarter than I was, teachers that were nice people that were trying to do things in life that were constructive, and that's what I gravitated to instead of what I saw and what I was in.
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I have been very encouraged by President Obama's call to action on climate change both at his Inauguration and in the State of the Union Address. This is a global imperative. I also welcome President Obama's intention to pursue reductions in nuclear arsenals.
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
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What's my favourite food? One you order out.
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Buttermilk's palate-cleansing tartness is one reason it's used a lot in southern India, where meals often end with a small bowl of the stuff served with plain rice and pickles.
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It is my strong hope that an environment will be created in which both of our countries can cooperate for the realization of a world without nuclear weapons.
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Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies, And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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So Rita and I decided that the most subversive, revolutionary thing I could do was to show up for my life and not be ashamed.
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What did we build it for? Was it all a dream? . . .Ghostly above us in lamplight the towers gleam . . .And after a while they will fall to dust and rain;Or else we will tear them down with impatient hands;And hew rock out of the earth, and build them again.
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The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.
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When I'm studying English I love to watch 'Friends' or 'Nikita.'
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My dad always wanted to sail. They lived on a boat for eight years.
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Rather than someone that i can't take my eyes off, I want to find someone that I can't take my heart off
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There are three basic personality factors in cats: The kind who run up when you say hello and rub against you in cheap romance; the kind who run away certain that you mean to ravish them; and the kind who just look back and don't move a muscle. I love all three kinds.
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There she was in her bed. Dead. But nobody explained it to me. They told me later that she had gone to America.
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I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.