Craig Bruce Quotes
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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
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Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
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The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
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Anything on paper is obsolete!
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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
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Something is always simple until you try it.
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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
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Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
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Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!