Corey Feldman Quotes

I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

Corey Feldman

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• The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.

  

  Rachel Sklar
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• I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.

  

  Irina Shayk
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• I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.

  

  Utkarsh Ambudkar
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• I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

  

  Vince McMahon
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• I believe the question now is: who murdered my mother?

  

  Sam Sheppard
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• Personally, I believe in self-determination, but in the context of one South Africa - so that my self-determination is based in this region, and with my people.

  

  Mangosuthu Buthelezi
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• I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.

  

  Hannah Storm
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• Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.

  

  Dalton Trumbo
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  • You
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• I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.

  

  Dag Hammarskjold
  • Believe
  • Die
  • I Believe

• I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there.

  

  Karl Lehmann
  • Believe
  • Thinking
  • Question

• I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.

  

  Zach Anner
  • World
  • Country
  • Travel

• I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.

  

  Adam DeVine
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• I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.

  

  Gabriel Macht
  • Believe
  • Place
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• Even though I believe in mass social movements, I'm uncomfortable in crowds.

  

  Naomi Klein
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• I believe I was ahead of my time.

  

  Ike Turner Ike & Tina Turner
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• I believe in traditional marriage.

  

  Karl Rove
  • Believe
  • Marriage
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• I believe realism is nothing but an analysis of reality. Film scripts have a synthetical constitution.

  

  Manuel Puig
  • Believe
  • Reality
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• I'd read a lot of scripts, and I remember reading 'Orange Is the New Black,' and it was at the head of the pack. I remember thinking, 'Wow, that is really good. I would love to be a part of that.'

  

  Uzo Aduba
  • Good
  • Remember
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• I'm an unashamed realist, and actually, I try to make whatever the script is the reality of that situation, even though it's fictional.

  

  Wolfgang Petersen
  • Trying
  • Situation
  • Scripts

• There is a tiny yellow daffodil, The butterfly can see it from afar, Although one summer evening's dew could fill Its little cup twice over, ere the star Had called the lazy shepherd to his fold, And be no prodigal.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Star
  • Lazy
  • Butterfly

• I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing.

  

  Billy Joe Patton
  • Depends
  • Elect
  • Backswing

• I think a core principle of the Democratic Party has to be a defense of equal rights for every American. At the same time, when you look at the election, and not just the 2016 election, but the elections to come, Democrats have to do better than we did in 2016 in communities, in rural communities where people feel like they've been in a slow burn recession or depression for years, not just months.

  

  Neera Tanden
  • Depression
  • Communities
  • Elections

• I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

  

  Corey Feldman
  • I Believe
  • Comedian
  • Scripts