Corey Feldman Quotes
I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.
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The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I believe the question now is: who murdered my mother?
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Personally, I believe in self-determination, but in the context of one South Africa - so that my self-determination is based in this region, and with my people.
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I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.
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I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there.
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I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.
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I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.
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I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.
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Even though I believe in mass social movements, I'm uncomfortable in crowds.
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I believe I was ahead of my time.
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I believe in traditional marriage.
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I believe realism is nothing but an analysis of reality. Film scripts have a synthetical constitution.
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I'd read a lot of scripts, and I remember reading 'Orange Is the New Black,' and it was at the head of the pack. I remember thinking, 'Wow, that is really good. I would love to be a part of that.'
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A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.
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Ohio is one of only two states that have a minimum wage below the federal level of $5.15 an hour.
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These are the people who are going to see the pictures in my museum.
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I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
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I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.
