Corey Feldman Quotes

I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

Corey Feldman

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• The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.

  

  Rachel Sklar
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• I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.

  

  Irina Shayk
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  • I Believe
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• I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.

  

  Utkarsh Ambudkar
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• I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

  

  Vince McMahon
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  • Attention
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• I believe the question now is: who murdered my mother?

  

  Sam Sheppard
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• Personally, I believe in self-determination, but in the context of one South Africa - so that my self-determination is based in this region, and with my people.

  

  Mangosuthu Buthelezi
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  • Believe
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• I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.

  

  Hannah Storm
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• Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.

  

  Dalton Trumbo
  • Believe
  • You
  • I Believe

• I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.

  

  Dag Hammarskjold
  • Believe
  • Die
  • I Believe

• I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there.

  

  Karl Lehmann
  • Believe
  • Thinking
  • Question

• I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.

  

  Zach Anner
  • World
  • Country
  • Travel

• I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.

  

  Adam DeVine
  • Dad
  • Always
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• I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.

  

  Gabriel Macht
  • Believe
  • Place
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• Even though I believe in mass social movements, I'm uncomfortable in crowds.

  

  Naomi Klein
  • Believe
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• I believe I was ahead of my time.

  

  Ike Turner Ike & Tina Turner
  • Time
  • Believe
  • I Believe

• I believe in traditional marriage.

  

  Karl Rove
  • Believe
  • Marriage
  • I Believe

• I believe realism is nothing but an analysis of reality. Film scripts have a synthetical constitution.

  

  Manuel Puig
  • Believe
  • Reality
  • I Believe

• I'd read a lot of scripts, and I remember reading 'Orange Is the New Black,' and it was at the head of the pack. I remember thinking, 'Wow, that is really good. I would love to be a part of that.'

  

  Uzo Aduba
  • Good
  • Remember
  • Reading

• I believe that everyone is the keeper of a dream – and by tuning into one another’s secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.

  

  Oprah Winfrey
  • Believe
  • Friends
  • Dream

• Now both my films have been number one at the Australian box office and it took about two years just to get the finance for this film, so if it's hard for me then God help everyone else.

  

  Yahoo Serious
  • God
  • Help
  • Finance

• Every woman, whoever she is, wherever she lives, should be able to give birth without the fear she's going to lose her baby or that her baby will lose her mother.

  

  Hillary Clinton
  • Woman
  • Baby
  • Birth

• I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing.

  

  Billy Joe Patton
  • Depends
  • Elect
  • Backswing

• Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith.

  

  Adrian Rogers
  • People
  • Faith
  • Religious

• I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

  

  Corey Feldman
  • I Believe
  • Comedian
  • Scripts