Corey Feldman Quotes
I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

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The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I believe the question now is: who murdered my mother?
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Personally, I believe in self-determination, but in the context of one South Africa - so that my self-determination is based in this region, and with my people.
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I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.
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I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there.
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I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.
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I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.
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I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.
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Even though I believe in mass social movements, I'm uncomfortable in crowds.
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I believe I was ahead of my time.
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I believe in traditional marriage.
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I believe realism is nothing but an analysis of reality. Film scripts have a synthetical constitution.
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I'd read a lot of scripts, and I remember reading 'Orange Is the New Black,' and it was at the head of the pack. I remember thinking, 'Wow, that is really good. I would love to be a part of that.'
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In the hallowed tradition of squishy doughball liberals, I believe that science, reason, kindness, and understanding—maybe a little food—can set the world right.
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My children haven't read 'Winter Journal'. They have read some of my work, but I really don't foist it on them. I want them to be free to discover it in their own good time. I think reading an intimate memoir by your father - or an intimate autobiographical work, whatever we want to call this thing - you have to come at it at the right moment, so I'm certainly not foisting it upon them.
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I say 'try'; if we never try, we shall never succeed.
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I went to see 'Men In Black 2.' It was just a commodity, just money being shifted.
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I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.