Dolly Parton Quotes
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I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
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The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
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I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair
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I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
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It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.
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Wouldn't it be something if we could have things we love in abudance without their losing that special attraction the want of them held for us.
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I have a tendency to be awfully big-hearted and it's very hard for me to say no, even when I need to.
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My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!
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You can't really make people be any different than what they are.
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I wouldn't wanna go out not looking like the Dolly people have come to know, because I've come to know her that way, too.
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Hello God, if we are still on speaking terms, can you help me?
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Being a star just means that you just find your own special place and that you shine where you are. To me that's what being a star means.
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I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
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People are always asking me in interviews, 'What do you think of foreign affairs?' I just say, 'I've had a few.'
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Mine is a jealous heart, imagines things that never are.
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When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.
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You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.
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I have had some cosmetic surgery, especially after I lost weight and stuff, and I've had my breasts lifted - but not injected. That would scare me to death, anyway.
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I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be 'sexy,' even before I knew what the word was.
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My songs are like my children - I expect them to support me when I'm old.
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After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
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If we can't be true to ourselves, what can we be true to?
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It's not easy being young. It's hard to know what to do.
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'9 to 5,' that little song, that little story, just won't ever end. Just like 'I Will Always Love You,' it just keeps comin' back, popping up its head in one way or another.