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I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.
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I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.
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'9 to 5,' that little song, that little story, just won't ever end. Just like 'I Will Always Love You,' it just keeps comin' back, popping up its head in one way or another.
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If I could get their attention long enough, I felt they would see beneath the boobs and find the heart, and that they would see beneath the wig and find the brains. I think one big part of whatever appeal I possess is the fact that I look totally one way and that I am totally another. I look artificial, but I'm not.
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I am a tender-hearted person, and I feel everything to the ninth degree.
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I think my life actually changed at 40. That's when you realize you can't ride the fence anymore. You either have to get on one side or the other. I think some of my best years were between 40 and 50: I got my priorities straight and life is good to me now. It's only other people who say, "God, she's 50 years old!" as if I'm over the hill. I feel like I just started.
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You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
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They let you dream just to watch them shatter, you're just a step on the boss man's ladder.
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I never thought, in my lifetime, that you'd be able to watch movies, read books and listen to music from a phone, but I guess the technology of tomorrow is here today.
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It's not easy being young. It's hard to know what to do.
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I have a tendency to be awfully big-hearted and it's very hard for me to say no, even when I need to.
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If people work for me over the years, I expect them to be paid what they're owed, but I don't expect them to be paid more than they earn.
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I think everyone should be with who they love. I don't want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are going to love who they are going to love. I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals. Ha ha ha!
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You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.
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The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
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I think every entertainer's had nights when things go wrong. I mean you can't remember everything all the time, and especially if you're having hard times personally, things going on that you - you know, and then people make it worse. And that makes you feel worse.
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Adjusting to the passage of time is a key to success and to life: just being able to roll with the punches.
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I will not play just an evil part. In fact, I got offered $7 million several years ago to play the part that Faye Dunaway played in 'Supergirl.' I was kind of insulted. I was impressed with the money, but I said, 'Why are you asking me to play an evil witch? Do I come across as an evil witch to you?'
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You're not going to see your dreams come true if you don't put wings, legs, arms, hands, and feet on 'em.
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After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
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Energy begets energy.
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Paradise is a state of mind.
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I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
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Being a star just means that you just find your own special place and that you shine where you are. To me that's what being a star means.