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Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.
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I couldn't have children, I tried to for years. I've never been pregnant in my life. When I was a girl and fooling around I was scared to death I'd get pregnant, and then when I got married and wanted to have children I couldn't have any. But I don't miss it. I did for awhile, but I realize that I am everybody's mother.
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I don't have time to stand around and listen to an 11-minute song.
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
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I'm like a cartoon! I'll look this way when I'm eighty. I can see it now, people will be rolling me around in a wheelchair and I'll still have my big hair, nails, my high heels and my boobs stuck out!
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I count my blessings far more than I count my money.
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I love the accomplishments and the awards that I've received through the years. But I've always worked more for the rewards than the awards. I've always counted my blessings before I've counted my money. I'm glad that new dreams come to me everyday.
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I think that I'm perfect.
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I've struggled enough in my life to be appreciated and understood. I've had to go against all kinds of people through the years just to be myself. I think everybody should be allowed to be who they are, and to love who they love. I don't think we should be judgmental. Lord, I've got enough problems of my own to pass judgment on somebody else.
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Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.
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lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do ... They just don't wear them all at the same time.
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Don't lose your temper; use it.
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I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
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I know the struggles of poor people, and have always kept that with me.
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When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.
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I do remember how it was to be poor. I do remember that in my early years, we had to grow and raise all of our food, even our animals. And I remember in my early life, we didn't even have electricity. So it was very, very hard times then.
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When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.
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If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.
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The freewill you have given, we have made a mockery of.
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I have had some cosmetic surgery, especially after I lost weight and stuff, and I've had my breasts lifted - but not injected. That would scare me to death, anyway.
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A great smile is a wonderful asset, but a good heart is pure gold.
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I got kind of scared when I thought they wanted me to do something... I didn't want to be naked on the front of a magazine unless everybody would know it was a joke. I wouldn't want to be naked even then.
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Kenneth Hari is a true artist and in my opinion a psychic. When he is painting you, he feels your heart and soul.
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I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.