Dolly Parton Quotes

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

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• I made my first movie when I was five.

  

  Abigail Breslin
  • Movie
  • First
  • Made

• Donald Trump has made it clear that he regards Hungary highly.

  

  Viktor Orban
  • Trump
  • Made
  • Clear

• At 8, I made a pact with God.

  

  Taylor Caldwell
  • God
  • Made
  • Pact

• You aren't ill: it is just that you are made of second-rate materials.

  

  Natalia Ginzburg
  • You
  • Made
  • Materials

• The writer isn't made in a vacuum. Writers are witnesses. The reason we need writers is because we need witnesses to this terrifying century.

  

  E. L. Doctorow
  • Reason
  • Need
  • Made

• Criticism is prejudice made plausible.

  

  H. L. Mencken
  • Criticism
  • Made
  • Prejudice

• Kleenex would have made a mint today.

  

  Larry Harvey
  • Today
  • Made
  • Mint

• By the time we've made it, we've had it.

  

  Malcolm Forbes
  • Time
  • Made
  • By The Time

• Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • Long
  • Always
  • Jokes

• The one thing I've always demanded of the records I've made is that they be danceable.

  

  Henry Saint Clair Fredericks
  • Always
  • Made
  • One Thing

• Reality is not what it is. It consists of the many realities which it can be made into.

  

  Wallace Stevens
  • Reality
  • Made
  • Many

• We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.

  

  Walt Dohrn
  • Time
  • Jokes
  • Trolls

• The big deal is not that a computer technician made a mistake, ... The big deal is how the White House reacted to it.

  

  Dan Burton
  • House
  • Mistake
  • Made

• I bob and weave em, hit em wit that Mayweather JAB.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Wit
  • Ass
  • Badass

• People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

  

  Carl Reiner
  • People
  • Life
  • Thinking

• Society and the system and politicians don't want people to be aware of things. They want people to believe what they have to show 'em.

  

  Ziggy Marley
  • People
  • Believe
  • Society

• I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

  

  Andy Roddick
  • Life
  • Knows
  • Should

• If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

  

  Andy Samberg
  • Humanity
  • Jokes
  • Letting Go

• To be honest with you, when Dallas drafted me, I was going to school to be a veterinarian. I said I'll go down there, see if I can play. If I can, that's good. If I can't, I'll be back in school. My goal was to play one year on the taxi squad. That's real high expectations. Then I made the team, and I wanted to be a starter, and after Perk retired, I got to be a starter. I wanted to make the Pro Bowl, and I did that. I wanted to be all-pro, and I never did that.

  

  Walt Garrison
  • Team
  • Made
  • To Be

• Make him laugh and he will think you a trivial fellow, but bore him in the right way and your reputation is assured.

  

  W. Somerset Maugham
  • Thinking
  • Book
  • Reading

• Estrogen's a wonderful thing. I'd be doing the dishes and suddenly be like, 'Wait a minute - why am I crying?'

  

  Vivienne Ming
  • Crying
  • Dishes
  • Wonderful Thing

• Since I was from the theater, that's how I learned how to go through the process of being a character. That's how I learned, and that's what I was comfortable doing. And then, the first feature films, I'm sure I was no fun because I did not want to be spontaneous in that filmic way that really can work for you.

  

  Campbell Scott
  • Work
  • Character
  • Fun

• I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

  

  Dolly Parton
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