Conan O'Brien Quotes
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

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We would be able to deal with Islam if we were allowed to deal with it in the way we think we should.
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What we won't become is a 'Democratic Party lite!' We are a party that wants smaller government and lower taxes. Obama and the Democrats do not. We are a party that wants to encourage small business. We are a party that has a large constituent group that believes in a social agenda and we will not abandon them.
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I get intrigued by a first lin and I write to find out why it means something to me. You make discoveries just the way the reader does, so you're simultaneously the writer and the reader.
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Anya Hindmarch is indeed a handbag designer; she has the requisite fabulous life, tasteful home, and loving husband. She is also beautiful and self-deprecating, and has five children aged 5 to 20 and a philanthropic bent which spans causes from cancer care to Britain's Conservative Party.
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I am a registered Democrat who is determined to return my party to the proletarian principles of the Franklin D. Roosevelt era.
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I use my platform as a tool and a way to speak about greater change.
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Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.
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I think Delhiites know how to party, but Kolkata has people who know how to celebrate. I think that's the main difference.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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Patriotism has no appeal to us; justice has. Party has no weight with us; principle has. Loyalty is meaningless; it depends on what one is loyal to.
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In general, if signs of sectarianism do appear in a Socialist Party, these are only the products of the absence of a broad Labour movement in the country.
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With homosexual marriage gaining converts among the young, the party of the Moral Majority declines to stand with Chick-fil-A.
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I agree that the two-party system stomps on any kind of competition. A great first step is to open the presidential debates to all qualified candidates, including the Libertarians. If that happens, the Libertarian party will experience unprecedented growth.
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If the gentleman has ability, he is magnanimous, generous, tolerant, and straightforward, through which he opens the way to instruct others.
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I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before.
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The western mindset erroneously equates a political system of multi-party democracy with high-quality institutions... the two are not synonymous.
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The AEC had at its command an army of highly skilled scientists.
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It is very difficult to be taken seriously when you're introduced at a party to somebody as the fourth Mrs. Rex Harrison.
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Senator Obama is a gifted and eloquent young man who can do great things for our country in the years ahead. But my friends, eloquence is no substitute for a record - not in these tough times for America. In the Senate he has not reached across party lines to get anything significant done, nor has he been willing to take on powerful interest groups in the Democratic Party.
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We've got a lot more Polynesians playing rugby in Australia now.
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If you're having fun being yourself and filming something that you would watch yourself, it becomes contagious for other people to watch, too.
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Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.