Conan O'Brien Quotes

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

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  Ram Kapoor
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• I would love to be in 'Dancing With the Stars.'

  

  Nadia Comaneci
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• Most actors can't make any kind of living.

  

  Viggo Mortensen
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• I have one of these bodies. When I was younger, I could never put weight on, and now that I'm a little older, there's a natural sort of chubbiness coming. But honestly, if I work out for a week, it drops off in no time.

  

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• First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

  

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• In the '70s... there were rock players, and there were jazz players.

  

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• I've never had a problem finding a team, a league, or a pickup game. Actually, I'm not sure I want soccer to get bigger. We have so many teams in San Francisco that there aren't enough fields.

  

  Rabih Alameddine
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• I motivate others by making sure that they understand to go after their dreams and don't let anyone tell you you can't. If you are motivated enough and put the work in that you can achieve anything in life that you set your mind to.

  

  Magic Johnson
  • Life
  • Work
  • Mind

• The fact I even get an opportunity to make one album is crazy. But if all goes to plan, I'll get to make five albums. That'd be nice.

  

  Vance Joy
  • Opportunity
  • Nice
  • Crazy

• Once you're in a room like '30 Rock,' it's a creative setting, so you write more even after you go home, just because you're still in that mode of coming up with jokes. So the job wasn't sapping standup jokes, but it was sapping stand up time and energy, and I wouldn't be able to travel as much.

  

  Hannibal Buress
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• Forethought we may have, undoubtedly, but not foresight.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • May
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• All my early school reports from the age of 5 were 'Daniel must learn not to distract others.'

  

  Dan Stevens
  • School
  • Age
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• We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.

  

  Samuel Johnson
  • Long
  • Hope
  • Happiness

• I wasn't naturally drawn to fashion when I was younger but with my work I'm so exposed to what's out there that I'm hoping my style has become a little more sophisticated.

  

  Natalie Imbruglia
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• We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.

  

  Ralph Waldo Emerson
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• 2005 was a great year for me for fantastic roles that nobody saw.

  

  Oliver Platt
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• At the end of the day, yes, I'm looking to create a lot of wealth.

  

  Dan Gertler
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  • End
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• I think what we've been able to do with 'Longmire' is balance this procedural with a bit of a soap opera, and it's a character study of this character, Walt Longmire, and the people around him.

  

  Katee Sackhoff
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• I love the free spirit in London.

  

  Carine Roitfeld
  • Free
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• It seems to me a purely lyric poet gives himself, right down to his sex, to his mood, utterly and abandonedly, whirls himself roundtill he spontaneously combusts into verse. He has nothing that goes on, no passion, only a few intense moods, separate like odd stars, and when each has burned away, he must die.

  

  D. H. Lawrence
  • Die
  • Passion
  • Sex

• According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first weeks of life.

  

  Bill Gates
  • Children
  • Die
  • Ethiopian custom

• Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

  

  Jon Bon Jovi
  • Heaven
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  • Jersey

• I mean, there'll always be room for big productions and everything but it's good to see the other side.

  

  Emeli Sande
  • Good

• A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Die
  • Cancer
  • Report