Conan O'Brien Quotes
Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

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I believe that dogma is often evil.
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You know Texas is - even more now that Enron has bit the dust - it's held up on the back of small businesses.
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Governments, of course, can - and do - soak the rich.
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Television is democracy at its ugliest.
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I shall have a beautiful dream tonight. I also wish everyone to have a beautiful dream.
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I didn't really want to be a teacher, but there was nothing else I could be. Most of those who went to the university became teachers. It was just the racial restriction on Africans.
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Movies are a complicated collision of literature, theatre, music and all the visual arts.
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When I first read 'The River,' I had theories on what it was about, but once we got into rehearsal, I realized it's much simpler: It's about how human beings try to connect. The play holds a mirror up to the audience, and they take from it what's relevant to their lives.
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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My goal was always to be involved in music that would outlive me. And maybe that's actually happening.
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You could argue that 'Sweeney Todd' was romantic, if you looked closely at it, but it didn't impart that to its audiences. But it's large, and it's melodramatic, and it's a style I like to work in periodically.
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I think everyone knows the news has become ridiculous. It's entertainment driven.
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Individuals want to know that none of their own money is being invested in companies that put their profits ahead of international security.
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Let me encourage you, if someone has wronged you, and you still get that cringing feeling on the inside when you see or think about that person, take it to God and allow Him to keep your heart soft and sensitive.
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I would love to do something like 'Fishing With John.'
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I have this habit to bow my head, as to look shorter, maybe as a result of an unconscious demand of not taking up so much space.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I would like to be a terrorist for music education - to make a complete reform, all over the world.
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I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing.
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I'm a big believer in institutions.
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I never wanted to do anything else but fight, when I was a kid. I never had any broader perspective of my own perspective. I didn't know anything about anything else. I just wanted to fight until I could fight no more, and then I wanted to own a bar and drink and tell war stories.
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I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested.
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I'm proud to be here as a man that has played first base more than anybody in the game of baseball.
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Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.