Colin Mochrie Quotes
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
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Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.
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Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
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And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
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Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
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I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.