Colin Mochrie Quotes
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The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
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Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.
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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.
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Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.