Chuck Klosterman Quotes
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
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My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen.
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Even though I've won numerous titles and an Olympic gold medal, there are still so many faults in my performance that I can honestly hardly bear to watch the videos back.
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Liberal judges tend to be expansive about things like equal protection, while conservatives read more into ones like 'the right to bear arms.'
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I'll fight a bear, but I don't like spiders. I'm not a fan of those.
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I was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck.
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Over the course of history, the people who are not scared go into the woods and are mauled by a bear, are not going to survive.
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The idea that 'if you don't like how things are going, you can just leave' is so ingrained in Texas, the secession movement is no surprise.
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Glory is a heavy burden, a murdering poison, and to bear it is an art. And to have that art is rare.
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For who can bear to feel himself forgotten?
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Bear patiently with a rival.
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I am a gummy bear fanatic.
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You don't often see Bear Grylls in a suit.
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The fundamental idea which defines a human being as a Muslim is the declaration of faith: that there is a creator, whom we call God - or Allah, in Arabic - and that the creator is one and single. And we declare this faith by the declaration of faith, where we... bear witness that there is no God but God.
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Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.
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What I do enjoy is the creative process.
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Superman tends to stand very upright, and he's very symmetrical, and those are actually the most difficult poses for me to draw.
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Queen and Bon Jovi, Aerosmith and Guns N' Roses - I had a huge rock-band mania. I play a little bit of drums.
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I never kissed a bear, I've never kissed a goon, but I can shake a chicken in the middle of a room.
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I'm a very positive person. I get excited easily, and I like to jump around.
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The pedestal is immobilizing and subtly insulting whether or not some women yet realize it. We must move up from the pedestal.
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When one tears away the veils and shows them naked, people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay.
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Ultimately, all our complaints are directed against God.
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I attempt to surf. I'm not as good as anyone else in the water. I'm more like a beached whale. I just hang out on my board. I can ride, but I get too nervous unless I go with my boyfriend or my trainer. There are too many burly men out there!
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We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
