Chuck Klosterman Quotes
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.

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My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen.
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Even though I've won numerous titles and an Olympic gold medal, there are still so many faults in my performance that I can honestly hardly bear to watch the videos back.
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Liberal judges tend to be expansive about things like equal protection, while conservatives read more into ones like 'the right to bear arms.'
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I'll fight a bear, but I don't like spiders. I'm not a fan of those.
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I was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck.
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Over the course of history, the people who are not scared go into the woods and are mauled by a bear, are not going to survive.
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The idea that 'if you don't like how things are going, you can just leave' is so ingrained in Texas, the secession movement is no surprise.
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Glory is a heavy burden, a murdering poison, and to bear it is an art. And to have that art is rare.
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For who can bear to feel himself forgotten?
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Bear patiently with a rival.
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I am a gummy bear fanatic.
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You don't often see Bear Grylls in a suit.
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The fundamental idea which defines a human being as a Muslim is the declaration of faith: that there is a creator, whom we call God - or Allah, in Arabic - and that the creator is one and single. And we declare this faith by the declaration of faith, where we... bear witness that there is no God but God.
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Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.
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What I do enjoy is the creative process.
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Superman tends to stand very upright, and he's very symmetrical, and those are actually the most difficult poses for me to draw.
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Queen and Bon Jovi, Aerosmith and Guns N' Roses - I had a huge rock-band mania. I play a little bit of drums.
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I never kissed a bear, I've never kissed a goon, but I can shake a chicken in the middle of a room.
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Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
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Whereas fiction is a continual discovery of what one wants to say, what one feels, what one means, and is, in that sense, a performance art, biography requires different skills - research and organization.
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I chose my house because I loved the fact that there was a really busy road with lots of things to stare at.
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The world was reduced to the surface of her skin and her inner self was safe from all bitterness.
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I imagined being a famous writer would be like being like Jane Austen.
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We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.