Kelly Osbourne Quotes
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You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call -when I'm in Tiffany- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!
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Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.
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I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be.
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I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for.
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I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.
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You don't go to someone's father, 'I don't like the redness in your hair'. It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, 'Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.
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Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
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I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really wanted that to be reflected in my music.
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I've completely changed the way I eat since doing 'Dancing With The Stars.'
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You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
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I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem.
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I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself.
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I never thought in a million years I'd be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called 'cherubic and chubby,' I'm rocking a bikini!
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I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference.
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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.
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To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.
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They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when you're paying them can they ever really be true friends?
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I feel good in my own skin because I've accepted the fact that I'm me. That's what's so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybody's different.
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To fill the shoes of rock 'n' roll, because of the family I have, is a really hard thing.
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I didn't know that anything was wrong with me until the media got involved in my life.
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I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.
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Touring gets really lonely.
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My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of there, you're like, 'I can't believe I just did that and my body looks this good.'