Wesley Schultz Quotes
Classy girls don’t kiss in bars. Boys will break their backs and hearts.
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I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.
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I'm a New Yorker. My background is in theater, so staying here, I have the opportunity to get back to that, which I would love to do.
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We expect President Bush to implement his own vision of a two-state solution, the birth of the Palestinian State and the ending of the occupation that started in 1967.
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But I don't want to sing everything out of the side of my mouth, I want people to understand what I mean.
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What makes me really happy is a walk in the English countryside. A nice sunset, that British countryside - it means I'm home.
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My father was a pioneer in so many ways. He was fearless, and I think that I kind of picked that up from him as well.
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If we go to Chihuahua we must be considered as prisoners of war?
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We need to honor our troops who served and show our support by giving our men and women who served the best health care, the best educational opportunities, and the best job training available. They deserve nothing less.
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I worked in a restaurant and in a nightclub cloakroom.
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Religion is not only a part of education, an element of humanity, but the center of everything else, always the first and the ultimate, the absolutely original.
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Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.
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From day one, I have always been open about my sexual orientation.
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I'm very obsessed with not being perfect.
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I did a voice for this video game called 'Fallout 3,' and that was really fun. I had a great time, especially since I could show up in PJs and not have to worry about how I looked.
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One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.
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Romantic comedies are usually about when love works.
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No observational problem will not be solved by more data.
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For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.
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I learned music from a book on piano theory. I was only interested in knowing about chords. From that, and from the 'Harvard Dictionary of Music,' I learned everything I wanted to know.
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Come o'er the eastern hills, and let our winds Kiss thy perfumed garments; let us taste Thy morn and evening breath; scatter thy pearls Upon our love-sick land that mourns for thee.
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I conceive there lies a clear rule in Titus, that the elder women should instruct the younger and then I must have a time wherein I must do it.
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My father had many, many veterans over to the house, and the older I got the more I appreciated their sacrifice.
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When I first started as an editorial cartoonist, I was terrified on a daily basis. Filling that hole the next day, knowing that tens of thousands of people were going to expect something funny. There is still that pressure, but you kind of learn how to cope with it a little better.
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Classy girls don’t kiss in bars. Boys will break their backs and hearts.
