Ken Dodd Quotes
You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox.
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There aren't traditions of freedom in a place like Iraq. They're going to have to come to grips with a concept that they hadn't been allowed to conceive before.
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I have to remember that winning an Oscar is an almost unbelievable goal and that it is an honour just to be nominated.
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I have said many times that most people work all their life to retire to play golf, while I played golf all my life to retire to work. I enjoy working. It has kept me young and on the move, and I have had a good time with it.
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The thing that makes the great players great, and that separates players from different players is, when you going out there whether being prepared or not, you have to react. And if you're thinking, you're already a step behind.
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I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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My dream date is a tall, dark, handsome, blue eyed man with a bubble butt who will whisk me away to Paris in a hot air balloon to wine me, dine me and.
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I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of myself.
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The data strongly suggest that very good years in the U.S. stock market are followed by more good years.
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We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within.
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No one has ever raised capital because their pitch deck was pretty. A lot of people have raised capital because they were over-prepared, knew where their business was going, and were able to articulate that through a pitch alongside a pitch deck.
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If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
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We're in this entertainment business really to give the audience what they want.
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At the age of 16, my father's father dropped dead of a heart attack. And I think it changed the course of his life, and he became fascinated with death. He then became a medical doctor and obviously fought death tooth and nail for his patients.
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
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Nashville is my home, and the reason why I get to do what I love.
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Most Americans are fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I'm advocating a balanced budget. But along with that, look, there should be gay marriage equality. A woman should have the right to choose. Let's not build a fence across the border.
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Stop exporting American jobs. Stop exporting American factories, and stop exporting American sovereignty and independence to global institutions like the World Trade Organization.
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The idea that somebody else is going to swoop down and play the fairy godmother role is pretty unlikely, so why not take care of yourself?
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Every parent in America has the total power to control all television programming that is dispatched to their home today.
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Only the home can found a state.
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Cosmonauts can keep their word like men and women - particularly women.
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In your twenties, if you have any amount of complexity in your childhood, or any trauma that you haven't dealt with, it comes out. That's why you have a lot of artists that don't make it through.
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You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox.
