Ken Dodd Quotes
You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox.
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There aren't traditions of freedom in a place like Iraq. They're going to have to come to grips with a concept that they hadn't been allowed to conceive before.
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I have to remember that winning an Oscar is an almost unbelievable goal and that it is an honour just to be nominated.
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I have said many times that most people work all their life to retire to play golf, while I played golf all my life to retire to work. I enjoy working. It has kept me young and on the move, and I have had a good time with it.
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The thing that makes the great players great, and that separates players from different players is, when you going out there whether being prepared or not, you have to react. And if you're thinking, you're already a step behind.
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I'd like to think a baseball picture is somewhere in my future.
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The power of Twitter still never ceases to amaze me.
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My dream date is a tall, dark, handsome, blue eyed man with a bubble butt who will whisk me away to Paris in a hot air balloon to wine me, dine me and.
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I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of myself.
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The data strongly suggest that very good years in the U.S. stock market are followed by more good years.
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We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within.
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No one has ever raised capital because their pitch deck was pretty. A lot of people have raised capital because they were over-prepared, knew where their business was going, and were able to articulate that through a pitch alongside a pitch deck.
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If you compare me to an actor, I'm probably one of the best boxers in the profession. But if you compare me as a boxer, I'm probably one of the best actors.
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If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
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We're in this entertainment business really to give the audience what they want.
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At the age of 16, my father's father dropped dead of a heart attack. And I think it changed the course of his life, and he became fascinated with death. He then became a medical doctor and obviously fought death tooth and nail for his patients.
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
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Nashville is my home, and the reason why I get to do what I love.
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Most Americans are fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I'm advocating a balanced budget. But along with that, look, there should be gay marriage equality. A woman should have the right to choose. Let's not build a fence across the border.
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I was a home-schooled kid, living in the forest, and I didn't even have cable. I'm serious.
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I just lost interest in performing.
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I think it's the broadest source of dissatisfaction amongst Republicans, out-of-control spending.
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'And you actually were cuddly,' said Carn. 'No offense, but you were spunky.' 'If that's your word for 'bratty little asshole,' said Dink mildly.
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Whatever someone did to you in the past has no power over the present. Only you give it power.
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You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox.
