Quotes of the day, October 18

I started once a week in North Carolina at a pub called Charlie Goodnight and met a lot of comics there. Then I moved to L.A., and if you're not known, it's hard to get stage time. So you start out doing what they call 'bringers' - you have to bring five people if you wanna get on stage. It was a lot of hustle, a learning curve.

Retta

• Learning
• Doing
• Goodnight

You may hang your walls with tapestry insread of whitewash or paper; or you may cover them with mosaic; or have them frescoed by a great painter: all this is not luxury, if it be done for beauty's sake, and not for show: it does not break our golden rule: Have nothing in your houses which you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.

William Morris

• Believe
• Done
• House

Who’s gonna make you happy when you’re your own worst enemy?

Matisyahu

• Happy
• Enemy
• Worst

If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he?

Sarah Palin

• Shoot
• Terrorists
• Pal

I've heard expressions like, 'Are you good in bed?' What does that even mean? For me, good in bed means sleeping seven hours. Undisturbed! If I get eight hours, that means I'm amazing!

Karan Johar

• Good
• Amazing
• Expressions

If we act together along these lines, we will create conditions, the conditions for trust that Shinzō Abe speaks about, so as to take another step and conclude a peace treaty on certain terms. However, first, it is essential to cover this part of the way and then agree on the terms for signing a peace treaty. Both are challenging tasks but they are feasible.

Vladimir Putin

• Together
• Speak
• Challenges