Quotes of the day, September 17

The sporting houses needed professors, and we had so many different styles that... it wouldn't make any difference that you just came from . . . whatever your tunes were over there, we played them in New Orleans.

Ferdinand Joseph LaMothe

• Houses
• Styles
• Tunes

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

• Persons
• Internet
• Computer

I'm truly blessed with great genes. I've never done anything drastic in my life, and I can proudly say I haven't tried any of those crazy fad diets, either. I believe in eating right and living healthy. Plus, I love going to the gym, and I enjoy yoga because it streamlines your body.

Malaika Arora Khan

• Life
• Enjoy
• Blessed

My Dad is my hero. He's 85 now and he is in great health. He is handsome and strong. He has an incredible moral and ethical backbone. I couldn't have been luckier with my parents.

Harry Connick, Jr.

• Strong
• Health
• Moral

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

Eric Stoltz

• Aristotle
• Martini
• Red Wine

Somehow destiny comes into play. These children end up with you and you end up with them. It's something quite magical.

Nicole Kidman

• Children
• Play
• Destiny