Quotes of the day, April 1

You should know something, Miriam.... God changed our futures yesterday. There's no other explanation for what happened. And it wasn't the first God. If you ever need hlep, you might want to try the second God.

Ted Dekker

• God
• Trying
• Firsts

I am a hardcore Bihari boy. I am born and brought up in Bihar, and for me, ethnicity is not a problem and is inbuilt in me.

R. Madhavan

• Problem
• Born
• Ethnicity

Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

Baron Vaughn

• Sea
• Ocean
• Bottom

There's only one kind of common sense but a thousand varieties of stupidity.

Evan Esar

• Stupidity
• Common Sense
• Varieties

You look after yourself. You believe in God. And if people want to drag you down, you fight that, and you keep on fighting.

Mohamed Al-Fayed

• People
• Believe
• Fighting

I am...sad and angry. Why is my spirit so sad and angry? I look back at my life and all I can remember is rage and rage and rage.

Chris Adrian

• Spirit
• Looks
• Angry