You Quotes
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When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
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I like poems where you don't really know whether to laugh or cry when you read them.
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Satire is a form of social control, it's what you do. It's not personal. It's a job.
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Regardless of who you are or what you have been, you can be what you want to be.
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You don't swing where you sleep.
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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
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Talk when you talk, walk when you walk, and die when you die.
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Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
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Netflix, I love you.
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You have this enormous network and no one knows what's out there.
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You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how to cover it.
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I'm not a fan of self-help books - how can something be 'self-help' if the book itself is purportedly helping you?
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Oh, did I tell you I have a cookbook? I have a cookbook deal.
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Try to meet as many authors, agents, and editors as you can.
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You can see how dysfunctional this Congress is.
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You have to be the parent; you can't be their friend.
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When you write, you write out of your best self. Everything else drops away.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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There are only three outs an inning, and they should be treasured. Give one away, and you're making everything harder for yourself.
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
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I've been taught in my life that you can have plans, but you can't count on them.
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You just don't see the same type of all-purpose entertainers nowadays.
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As soon as you write about climate change, the first attempt to discredit you is, 'Well, you wrote this on a computer,' or, 'You took a plane to this conference.' So your opinion isn't valid.
