You Quotes
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There's a lot of stuff you've gotta know about Auto-Tune before you can start using it, because it's the hot thing to do.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
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In L.A., unless you've just won an Oscar or you're Mr. Studio Head, no one talks to you. Even at parties.
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Snobbery just inhibits you.
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You tax Mexico? The president of the United States is going to tax Mexico to get a wall for the United States of America? I'm pointing out the absurdity of a lot of these comments.
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Well, I must tell you I write the scripts very close to the bone. So I'm writing episode seven now and couldn't tell you what happens in episode eight.
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How can you regret helping a suffering patient?
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Put variety into your mental bill of fare as well as into your physical. It will pay you rich returns.
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I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because... share the wealth.
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Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
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There's nothing like overcoming something that scares you so much. Nothing feels better.
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You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks.
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You get steely nerves playing poker.
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If you have a flop movie, so what? And if you have a hit movie, it's 'so what,' too - it's on to the next movie.
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I know it sounds ridiculous, but I haven't quite got over the miracle that you plant things, and they do sprout up.
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If you seek my help and guidance, I will immediately give it to you.
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Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
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When you concentrate on agriculture and industry and are frugal in expenditures, Heaven cannot impoverish your state.
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When you make a movie, it's up to so many things and so many people.
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It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?
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For if you train hard and responsibly your confidence surges to a maximum.
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Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic.
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Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
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You know sometimes it's not the bigger roles that give you the most satisfaction, yeah?
