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If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
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You don't have to be desperate. Never be desperate. That is my slogan.
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If you take a frozen box and stick it in the microwave, you become connected to the factory. We've forgotten who we are.
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You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's already enough over-the-top madness to it.
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You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there.
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You don't always have to show art in what's called a white box; you can have a kind of complexity within an exhibit which actually respects the art as well.
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Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
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The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.
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A painting probably is the most shocking increase in value, from what it costs to make to what you sell it for.
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Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.
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What's my favourite food? One you order out.
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In baseball... you don't stop learning until it's over.
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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
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In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.
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The basic law of capitalism is you or I, not both you and I.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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Select a subject that interests you and make an effort to become an expert in that field. I promise you, if you make the effort, and you become an expert, you will have a wonderful career.
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You try not to become so emotionally attached to your character, but you do.
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When you want something very dearly, you make the time.
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You look at Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Bob Seger. All they ever wanted to do was go out there and entertain, and I'm the same way.
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I just sing. You have to use it.
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Let's say there are things about 'G.I. Joe' that you specifically expect and some things that need to be in the film at certain points, whether it be relationships or certain costume aspects.
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On one hand, you've got 'decent' men, and on the other you've got neanderthal misogynist bawbags - and the middle ground is what's disappearing.
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There's something sort of intrinsic in being a Southerner that doesn't go away. You can't get rid of it, but it's not something that's terribly obvious.