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People asked, 'So what are you - a multimillionaire?' I like to say, 'A billionaire wanna-be.'
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It's a challenge to do satire when the thing you're satirizing is almost beyond satire, but I think that's a challenge for everybody.
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You just can't let anything or anyone get in the way of who you are.
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An interview has become such a confrontational thing. It makes you very defensive.
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You can't satirise darts, because it's hyper-real as it is; there's already enough over-the-top madness to it.
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You have to be resilient.
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If you bet on Microsoft, you are not going to ask anymore, 'Hey, where is the innovation?' The challenge going forward is how do we keep up with it.
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You don't choose who you sit next to in a theater. You sit in a theater, and there's an energy that happens.
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There is a certain aesthetic pleasure in trying to imagine the unimaginable and failing, if you are a reader.
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Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.
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Nothing's better than coming away from a film when people don't even recognize you, because you've undergone a total transformation.
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We are protecting civilians. We are unarmed. We are no threat to you. Please do not shoot.
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I'm not hiding anything. What you see is what you get.
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Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.
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You must always do what you feel is right.
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If you could go back and change things, you might not be the person you are right now.
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I must say to you that my intensions for instance doing German, it is because Victoria de los Angeles is nothing to do with wanting to be like a German singer.
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Those are my favorite kind of parts to do, just being a goofball and seeing how far you can go with something until you're just way out of line.
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It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't.
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The more you work and get known for something, sometimes things begin to narrow a bit, and your opportunities get more... specific.
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Certain things you have to stumble on to. They can't be preprogrammed.
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As a player, you just want to focus on controlling the controllables.
