You Quotes
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Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
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Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.
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If you get depressed, you can be stuck for months; if you have an analyst, you at least have a chance of getting out of it faster.
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Every time you get something, give something away.
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If you start believing all that press about you, you're in trouble. I don't even read my reviews.
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It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
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At a person-to-person level, I think that there's always something to be said for having some empathy for the folks who really, really disagree with you about a given topic.
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You're a hundred percent correct about our show being tops in quality.
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When you're at the end of your rope, all you have to do is make one foot move out in front of the other. Just take the next step. That's all there is to it.
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If you want to get along, go along.
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When you have girl children they torture you!
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I don't like to read reviews. Even the good ones you start to analyze: 'Oh, did I do that? I have to make sure I do that again.'
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Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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If you like your brother and he's prospering, you'll be pleased for him.
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With bikes, it is absolutely the case that you will get what you pay for. Invest in quality so it will endure wear and tear.
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Music is really nothing if you think about it - it only becomes something when somebody listens to it. And then it becomes uncontrollable.
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It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
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You can almost taste the pressure now.
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You don't need a machine to make pasta: a rolling pin and a fast hand can create a smooth, if thick, sheet.
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My screenwriting credits in my career are probably not dissimilar to some other ones in the sense that a lot of the scripts you write don't get made, and the ones that do get made are certainly - as a writer, they're not your vision.
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I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?
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The way I look at it you can always get better.
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If you do an autopsy on an 85-year-old who died of a stroke, you will find five other things that person was about to die from.
