Baseball Quotes
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If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light.
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In baseball when they say you're out, you're out. It's the same way in politics.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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It (baseball) has no clock, no ties and no Liberal intrusions into the organized progression.
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I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.
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I was really short in high school. I was stuck on the bench in the baseball team, so I just thought I'd try out theater, and that was the last time I did sports.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.
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I always dreamed of making it in baseball, but life has moved pretty quickly for me.
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America overflows with specious "victims" demanding redress for spurious grievances. However, one genuinely oppressed minority is getting overdue relief. Beginning with spring training in Arizona and Florida, Major League Baseball, taking pity on traumatized pitchers, is directing umpires to enforce the strike zone.
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Baseball is a game of the soul.
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It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
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Baseball life is a tough life on the family.
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Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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I feel sometimes an American artist must feel, like a baseball player or something - a member of a team writing American history.
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Night baseball isn't an aberration. What's an aberration is a team that hasn't won a World Series since 1908. They tend to think of themselves as a little Williamsburg, a cute little replica of a major league franchise. Give me the Oakland A's, thank you very much. People who do it right.
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We're important to ESPN. We fill up a lot of space for them in the summer. We're their programming in the summer. If you look at 'SportsCenter,' most nights in the summer, it's, what, 70 percent baseball.
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In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a problem of illicit chemical enhancement. Steroids threaten the health of the 5 percent to 7 percent of players proved, by a mild regime of scheduled tests, to be using them. Steroids also endanger emulative young people. Further, steroids subvert what baseball is selling - fair competition. And they strike at the pleasure of engagement with America's team sport with the longest history.
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I've been playing baseball since I was four. I've got baseball in my blood. I love baseball.
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Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.
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In baseball you train the whole body, except for the hip and eyes.
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I've always been like that. I was a tomboy when I was a kid, so I was always playing baseball and basketball and football and stuff as a kid with the boys.
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I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.