Dog Quotes
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I was told that [Japan journalists] wanted to see my dog, Yume. You can see that she is in great shape.
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You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of.
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One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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You're not going to ask me that and if you did I'd pretend that you didn't because everybody and their mother plus their dog and cat and their goldfish asks me that.
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I had a dog for 20 years and her name was 'Penny,' so I have a penny necklace.
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I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
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There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.
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The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
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Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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I've always felt I struck out with Doris Day. Her son, Terry Melcher, was a producer I worked for at Columbia, and one day, he asked me to go to her house to play piano on a song she was doing. So I get there, and she has about 30 dogs running around the place - turns out she's a dog rescuer.
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Now that I have a dog, I frequently have to take him out and get some exercise, which also gets me exercise.
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I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
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People acquire a dog, don't understand it, can't train it, get fed up, and... offer it for adoption, hoping to pass on the problem to somebody else. But nobody wants a problem dog.
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I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don't speak. It's that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, 'You're a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.'
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Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?
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My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I took him for a stroll around midnight represented, to him, a commitment similar to marriage.
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I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty.
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It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
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The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.
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All the members of the dog family - domestic dogs, wolves, coyotes, dingoes - are very aware of territory. A group must control its own territory - you can't have others taking it from you, because then you won't have enough food.
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Some days you're the fire hydrant, and some days you're the dog.
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I'm a huge fan of 'The Lost Weekend.' I have this dog-eared copy of the 1963 Time Reading Program edition, which was a series of contemporary classics reprinted as a quality paperback.
